OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.

(via w-interland)

me: *stays home*

parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life

me: *goes out*

parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets

me: *eats*

parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage

me: *doesn't eat something*

parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?

me: *exhales*

parents: don't give me that attitude

The only thing worse than crocs are these:

(via cannotstopmyshine)